The Decade Theory
When I was in high school, I never understood why girls my age were into older guys. Yea, blah blah blah they’re maturer, whatever, how many 18 year old girls do you know that are mentally mature? None. I’ve done a lot of reading and research and I’ve come up with The Decade Theory to explain my findings. Women are going to hate this, men are going to love it.
There was this girl [insert name here] who was dating this guy who was about 6 years older than her. When girls hit 16 – 18, they begin what I like to call their mate search. After all; isn’t that the one thing that everyone in the whole world has in common? To find someone to spend the rest of their miserable little lives with! At the age of 16 – 18, females have about 10 years (26 – 28) to find their ideal mate, whom to marry, have babies, raise them, fight and construct a happy home. This is true for males to, however, they start a lot later in life. We’ll get to the males in a moment, but as females drown in this spotlight of desire from the opposite sex; they fail to realize that one day this desire will come to a screaming halt. Ask any girl right now that’s at the end of her 10 year mate search (26 – 28) if she can find a man that will be suitable for her to marry or if she’s even desired as she once was when she was in the midst of her decade.
What happens within in the 10 years is simple. When you first begin your ascent, males from all directions want to take their chance at being with you. The 5 year mark is when your desire from the opposite sex is at its highest. Your selection in the opposite sex is at its largest, you can select men between the ages of 18 – 30 (or even older if you’re into that sort of thing.) The amount of attention that females get between the ages of 23 – 25 is incredible. Some girls get caught up in this, some girls ignore it and well, most girls succeed and find someone they are compatible with and tie the knot. What happens after you reach the highest point? You descend. If you haven’t found someone by now.. your variety in men diminish, men aren’t chasing you as much as they used too, the choices in men are slim pickings and lastly, you get pissed off because the stress from family to get married is over whelming. Shitty, but too fucking bad! You loved the attention in the beginning, you revealed in it, you broke hearts, you partied and had hell of a great time and now that it’s all over with no one to come home too.
Now, onto males. Unlike females, men start their search a lot later in life. Even though they may be driven to talk to women (mostly because of sexual urges) but finding someone to spend the rest of my life with doesn’t start until about 23 – 25. At this age, most men grow up, assume responsibility, start taking care of themselves, turn into gentlemen (not many though), confidence is instilled and the word handsome becomes appealing. The difference between men and women is simple; and women will agree. As males age, they become better looking and more appealing. Fact is, men age better than women.
I just turned 30 this year and people are already asking me when I’m going to get married. What the fuck? I’m only a few years into my search and you want me to throw in the towel and get married?! Hell no! Unlike women who descend mid way through their decade, men do not descend until the end of their decade. As women’s choices in men diminish, the choices in women for men increase with age. At this age, my age range in the opposite sex can range from 18 – 40. Not that I would personally be with anyone at those two extremes, but the option is there.
You can’t disagree with me, though there a lot of exceptions to this theory; it is just a theory. It makes sense and I have a couple of female friends who are at the end of their decade and I’m sorry.. but that’s life, it’s your life. You snooze, you lose. Not for me though.. I can snooze all I want and still find me a hottie!
So men, boys, guys.. please.. remember that even though when you were 18 and that 18 year old chick wasn’t into you.. just remember, when you hit 27 and she hits 27.. guess who’s going to be in the spotlight then?
“It’s a man’s world.”