Suicide

I never get why people would kill themselves.

So if you want to die, you obviously don’t give a shit. Like, about anyone, because if there is anyone who loves you, you don’t give a fuck about them, or hurting them and if there’s not, then there’s no one to give a shit about you.

So instead of killing yourself, why don’t you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the mother fucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that! You were going up against 100% death rate before, you’re being safe now so fuck everything, man. The world is your oyster.

Sometimes, I wish I was suicidal. I’d pull the barrel out of my mouth, point it in the air and start a revolution. LIVE. Move to Barcelona, hit the bars, bang some chicks. STDs? Who fucking gives a shit?

And then, when I’m done, maybe I wouldn’t want to kill myself because I’ve seen how beautiful the World is.”

-Anonymous